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END OF BIBLE STUDY WITH A CONGREGATION THAT’S USED TO BEING TOLD ALL THE ANSWERS

SYSTEMATIC THEOLOGY CLASS DISCUSSION

(HONEST PASTOR IS BEING HONEST) WHEN SOMEONE SAYS (IN SO MANY WORDS), “I DIDN’T GET EVERYTHING I WANTED, SO I’M LEAVING THIS CHURCH”

"OUR RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS AS CHRISTIANS IN AMERICA REALLY ARE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER."

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LEAVING SEMINARY AND ENTERING PARISH MINISTRY

COMMUNICATION PROBLEMS: WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO ME INSTEAD OF ONE ANOTHER, OR ONE ANOTHER INSTEAD OF ME

TRIPPING OVER WORDS IN MY SERMON AND THEN INVOLUNTARILY LAUGHING A LITTLE

WHEN TRYING TO GET OUT OF GOING ON A DATE WITH PARISHIONER’S “YOUNG FRIEND”

AFTER PRETENDING TO BE A VESTMENT MODEL IN MY OFFICE ON SUNDAY MORNING

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"THE PEOPLE YOU PASTOR ARE NEVER GOING TO WANT TO FOLLOW THE CHURCH YEAR THE WAY YOU DO."

DENOMINATIONAL CLERGY MEETINGS

I want to see diversity, instead I only see:


A FRIEND TELLS ME THERE’S A SALE ON ALMY.COM

WHEN A PARISHIONER E-MAILS ME ASKING IF WE CAN PARTICIPATE IN A MINISTRY FOR CONVERTING JEWS TO CHRISTIANITY

WHEN SOMEONE STARTS TALKING ABOUT A FORWARDED RIGHT WING EMAIL AT A CHURCH PICNIC

JUST THIS



And remember: If you are attacked by a bear, offer the bear your left arm, so that you still have your right arm for blessing things.