SEEING OLD SEMINARY FRIENDS WHO LIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY
THAT TIME I INADVERTENTLY WANDERED INTO A FAMILY DISPUTE
WHEN MY CONGREGATION JUST WON’T HEAR THAT JONAH IS A PARABLE, NOT A HISTORICAL EVENT… BECAUSE THEY “BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE”
ORDINATION COMMITTEES IN MY NIGHTMARES
END OF YOUTH LOCK IN
REALIZING 7 PAGES INTO AN 8 PAGE SEMINARY PAPER THAT MY ARGUMENT IS SERIOUSLY FLAWED
DIALOGUE BETWEEN DENOMINATIONS
GETTING READY TO PRESIDE IN WORSHIP AFTER A YOUTH LOCK IN
WHEN PARISHIONERS SET UP A DISPLAY ON THE ALTAR THAT LOOKS AWFUL, BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT
THE PERSON AT THE NEW CHURCH WHO TELLS ME WHO TO “WATCH OUT FOR”
DENOMINATIONAL MEETINGS: ME DURING A HEATED DEBATE OVER PENSIONS
WHEN MY SEMINARY CLASSMATE IS SPEAKING AT AN AREA CLERGY EVENT
The rest of us are in the back corner like
UNITED METHODISTS: THE END OF ANNUAL CONFERENCE
TRYING TO DO A BIBLE STUDY ON THE FLY WHEN I’M TIRED
YOUNG CLERGY: WHEN I GET PICKED FOR ALL THE ADVERTISEMENTS AND SPEAKING EVENTS, BUT NONE OF THE POLICY MAKING
