"I CLEANED UP, PASTOR! I POURED THE WINE FROM COMMUNION DOWN THE DRAIN…"

DEBATES ABOUT HOT BUTTON ISSUES

ASKING “HOW ARE YOU?” TO A PARISHIONER OFTEN TURNS INTO

DON’T LET THIS BE YOUR CHURCH DURING “‘MURICATIDE” (MEMORIAL DAY THROUGH LABOR DAY)

WHEN A PARISHIONER HAS A CRUSH ON YOU, IT’S ABOUT THIS AWKWARD:

WHEN I PICK UP MY BEST SEMINARY FRIEND FROM THE AIRPORT

WHEN A PREACHER’S PERSONAL PROBLEMS COME OUT IN A SERMON INSTEAD OF IN THERAPY

"PASTOR, I HAVE A GRANDSON/DAUGHTER THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN DATING…"

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SEMINARY: WHEN MY PRACTICUM PROFESSOR ASKS ME TO GET HIM A CHALICE FROM THE SACRISTY

"WHAT’S THE PASTOR LIKE? IS HE A GOOD MAN?"

SEMINARY: THE FIRST YEAR CLASS IN THE HALLWAY BEFORE THEIR FIRST OLD TESTAMENT EXAM

"SATAN IS TAKING OVER THE CHURCH!"



[[Matthew 16:18 y’all]]

MARRIAGE EQUALITY VICTORY: CONGRATS, PRESBYS!



GETTING CALLED TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FEELS LIKE

BRB




Every Day I’m Pastorin’ will return. Stay tuned.