MY RELATIONSHIP WITH OFFICE EQUIPMENT
WHEN MY PERSONNEL COMMITTEE CHAIR PULLS ME OUT OF TROUBLE THAT I WANDERED INTO
REMEMBRANCE OF BAPTISM
[giggle]
READING CHURCH E-MAILS DURING VACATION… AND REGRETTING IT.
GOING INTO A WORSHIP SERVICE AT A NEW CHURCH - AND THERE’S STAGE LIGHTING AND NO CONGREGATIONAL SINGING
FRUSTRATION WITH THE CHURCH, PART 293
WHEN AN OLDER STAFF MEMBER COMMENTS, OUT LOUD, ON HOW I LOOK IN A PHOTO ON FACEBOOK FROM MY COLLEGE YEARS
First, really, you stalked that far back?
Second, really?
HAVING TO GET UP EARLY AT A CONFERENCE AFTER A LATE NIGHT
SHOWING UP AT A PRESBYTERY MEETING WHEN I’VE BEEN SO FOCUSED ON MY OWN CHURCH THAT I’VE BEEN UNABLE TO KEEP UP WITH THE POLITICS
WHEN SOMEONE SIGNS ME UP FOR A DISTRICT LEADERSHIP POSITION WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE
NON-INCLUSIVE DENOMINATIONS FEVERISHLY CREATING NEW PLANS FOR CHURCH GROWTH
SEEING OLD SEMINARY FRIENDS WHO LIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY
THAT TIME I INADVERTENTLY WANDERED INTO A FAMILY DISPUTE
WHEN MY CONGREGATION JUST WON’T HEAR THAT JONAH IS A PARABLE, NOT A HISTORICAL EVENT… BECAUSE THEY “BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE”
ORDINATION COMMITTEES IN MY NIGHTMARES
