EV'RY DAY I'M PASTORIN'...
HOLD IT! SOMEONE IS - WRONG - ON THE INTERNET!!!
Me in seminary:
FIRST YEAR OF MINISTRY
Something goes wrong, and I’m like
But the congregation is still like
FINDING THAT I HAVE A DAY OFF AFTER THREE WEEKS WITHOUT ONE
WHEN THAT ONE ANNOYING, UNORIGINAL BLOGGER (THERE’S ONE ON EVERY FEED) HAS TO WEIGH IN ON… EVERYTHING
Without even clicking, I’m like
BAD LITURGICAL PRACTICUM: BENEDICTIONS
WHEN SOMEONE GOES OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TELL ME HOW LONG THEY PRAY
"WHICH WAS HARDER, FIRST YEAR OF SEMINARY OR SECOND YEAR?"
AFTER DISCOVERING WHAT MY CONGREGATION REALLY BELIEVES ABOUT SALVATION AND THE SACRAMENTS
FEMALE PASTOR: WHEN SOMEONE STARES AT ME WHILE I’M WEARING MY COLLAR
I look back like
WHEN I MEET SOMEONE CUTE AND THEN ANSWER THE QUESTION, “SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?”
PASTORAL CAREGIVERS WHO TRY TO “FIX” THINGS
WHEN MY SEMINARY FRIEND TELLS ME ABOUT SOMETHING COOL HER/HIS CHURCH DID IN WORSHIP
HURRIEDLY WALKING BY A MIRROR WHILE FULLY VESTED
TRYING TO ACT POLITE AND PROPER WITH THE CHURCH’S ELDERLY MEMBERS