EV'RY DAY I'M PASTORIN'...

May 24

WHEN THE PREACHER REFERS TO PENTECOST AS “THE CHURCH’S BIRTHDAY” - AND IT’S NOT A CHILDREN’S SERMON

May 23

HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY PARISHIONERS’ MINDS ON BAD DAYS

GOING BEFORE ORDINATION COMMITTEES

May 22

WHEN EVERYONE GOT A JOB THEY LOVED RIGHT OUT OF SEMINARY… BUT NOT ME

BEING IN DOUBT ABOUT SOMEONE’S NAME, BUT USING HER NAME ANYWAY (AND GETTING IT WRONG)

May 21

WHEN A WORSHIP SERVICE IS NOT WELL THOUGHT OUT

A PASTOR’S LIFE

May 20

WHAT I RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM SAYING AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK

HAVING TO GO TO “PRE-MEETING” CLERGY MEETINGS

May 19

PARISHIONER ACTUALLY SAYS SHE WANTS HER ENVIRONMENT TO “BE MORE CAUCASIAN”

KRISPY KREME FUNDRAISER

First day:

By the end:

May 17

WHEN I’M TRYING TO GET THINGS DONE… AND MY SECRETARY KEEPS CHATTING WITH ME

May 16

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF THEY CAN BRING IN A SPEAKER FROM A LOCAL CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW

SUCCESSFUL SERMON ON THEODICY

May 15

SEMINARY: WHEN SOMEONE STARTS SHOWING OFF HOW MUCH THEY THINK THEY KNOW