JOHN 14: THE PARACLETE

RESISTING OPPRESSION - AND ADVOCATING FOR OTHERS

HOLD IT! SOMEONE IS - WRONG - ON THE INTERNET!!!

Me in seminary:


Me now:

FIRST YEAR OF MINISTRY

Something goes wrong, and I’m like



But the congregation is still likeĀ 

FINDING THAT I HAVE A DAY OFF AFTER THREE WEEKS WITHOUT ONE

WHEN THAT ONE ANNOYING, UNORIGINAL BLOGGER (THERE’S ONE ON EVERY FEED) HAS TO WEIGH IN ON… EVERYTHING

Without even clicking, I’m like

BAD LITURGICAL PRACTICUM: BENEDICTIONS

WHEN SOMEONE GOES OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TELL ME HOW LONG THEY PRAY

PARISH MINISTRY

"WHICH WAS HARDER, FIRST YEAR OF SEMINARY OR SECOND YEAR?"

AFTER DISCOVERING WHAT MY CONGREGATION REALLY BELIEVES ABOUT SALVATION AND THE SACRAMENTS

FEMALE PASTOR: WHEN SOMEONE STARES AT ME WHILE I’M WEARING MY COLLAR

I look back like

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WHEN I MEET SOMEONE CUTE AND THEN ANSWER THE QUESTION, “SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?”

PASTORAL CAREGIVERS WHO TRY TO “FIX” THINGS

WHEN MY SEMINARY FRIEND TELLS ME ABOUT SOMETHING COOL HER/HIS CHURCH DID IN WORSHIP