TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE WITH MY FUNDAMENTALIST FAMILY
WHEN A SPEAKER IS REALLY PRETENTIOUS
THE FEAR OF NOT MEETING ALL THE REQUIREMENTS FOR ORDINATION
WORSHIP WITH INCOMPETENT PRESIDER
WHEN A PARISHIONER UNNECESSARILY SHARES GRAPHIC MEDICAL INFORMATION, USUALLY ABOUT HIS/HER DIGESTION OR GENITALIA
UNITED METHODISTS: WHEN OPENING WORSHIP AT ANNUAL CONFERENCE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
WHEN THE BOOKS I ORDERED ARE DELIVERED TO THE CHURCH OFFICE
WHEN THE VENUE FOR A LARGE CONFERENCE IS TOO SMALL TO ACCOMODATE THE CROWD
AT A CONFERENCE: WHEN MY CLERGY FRIENDS AND I HAPPEN TO ARRIVE AT A RESTAURANT AT THE BEGINNING OF HAPPY HOUR
SINGLE PASTOR: WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT THEIR COUSIN/NEPHEW/NIECE/SON/DAUGHTER IS “REAL NICE LOOKING”
AMEN (HONESTLY, PROBABLY OVER HALF)
Source: seekingspirits
HOW SOME MEMBERS OF A CONGREGATION WILL SAY GOODBYE WHEN A PASTOR LEAVES
SPONG’S COMMENTS ON THE GOSPEL OF JOHN
GETTING A NEW MINISTRY IDEA, THEN REALIZING THAT I HAVE TO PLAN FOR IT
TIMES OF TRANSITION
